Is your woody natural? I know mine is!
This man is such a ninja-fast cook that his actions can't even be captured on standard digital media.
This really, seriously is a shirt I found at the local superstore Walmart-clone here. The English language doesn't have words to express the combination of mirth, confusion, and horror I felt upon viewing this. I might as well add that the shirt even came with its own bling (two gaudy fake-silver crosses on a chain thick enough to haul logs with). I weep for the future of this country.
Not only will we bring sexy back, we will show you exactly what to do with it.
4 comments:
"Is your woody natural? I know mine is!"
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, that was an image of you I did NOT need in my head. Thanks.
Huh? What are you...oh. You sicko! I was talking about a pencil!
"You sicko!"
Uh, duh. Have you met me? Seriously.
I went a'looking for my sexy just so I could humbly submit myself to be schooled in "how to use SEXY" :D
Why does this not bode well? ^^;
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